Man: Finally, I thought this day would never come
Woman: Do you want to divorce?
Man: No, of course not!
Woman: Do you love me?
Man: Sure I do! How can I not?
Woman: Do you cheat on me?
Man: No way! What do you think I am?
Woman: Give me a hug.

Now, read backwards (down - up), and your reading After marriage
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